Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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