Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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