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Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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