Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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