So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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