What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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