no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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