There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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