I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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