You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm going to jail i love you
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
They took my balls.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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