Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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