Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
