And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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