I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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