Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Randomize
