That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
only you would photoshop your dick
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And then the night went full on bisexual.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
