He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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