Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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