I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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