I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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