so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I am midnight drunk by noon
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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