The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
