Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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