He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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