I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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