I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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