No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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