Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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