I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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