Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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