He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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