If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Your penis caused this!
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