Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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