When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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