He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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