oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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