Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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