im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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