YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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