Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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