Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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