just come out here and I will go home with you...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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