your room smells of hookers.
And success
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
