why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?