I think i sorta joined a cult last night
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs