What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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