so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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