I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's great music for shaving your balls
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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