Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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