im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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