Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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