I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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