Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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