Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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