Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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