and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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