Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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