I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If I die, sorry about rent.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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