a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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