So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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