He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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