Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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