they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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