I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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